Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Everthing You Never Wanted to Know and MORE!

Romance in France

A fun meme I got tagged with.....

Q. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?

A. I can honestly say NO!

Q. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

A: All of the above.

Q. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

A. The side which doesn't have all the books I'm currently reading..

Q. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

A. No...I'd probably have to pay the spectators now!

Q. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

A. Sure!

Q. Do you watch/read pornography?

A. Read HELL YES! some old quote goes "sex-fun to do; ridiculous to watch"

Q. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

A. Both, it's all good.

Q. Do you love someone on your blogroll?

A. Nope

Q. Would you choose love or money?

A. Love is the best, a little money not bad

Q. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

A. It's all in the mind baby, all in the mind....

Q. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

A. Hmmm, not sure what you mean-never did anything scary kinky....but regretting I was with a couple of douchbags who were total jerks, yea. But ya live and learn!

Q. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

A. The beach, a nice B&B, a fancy hotel....

Q. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

A. In cars...I guess

Q. Have you ever been caught having sex?

A. Unfortunately yes, once, in the woods.

Q. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

A. No, 'cuz I almost never went to bars...and didn't (still don't) understand "bar culture".

Q. Ever been picked up in a bar?

A. See above

Q. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

A. No.

Q. Had sex in a movie theater?

A. Does kissing & groping count?

Q. Had sex in a bathroom?

A. Yep

Q. Have you ever had sex at work?

A. Eww, no.

Q. Bought something from an adult store?

A. Oh yea

Q. Do you own any sex toys?

A. Yes, but hardly use 'em...

Q. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

A. Nope-Thank GOD!

Q. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

A. Of course!...the funniest one is when I called him the name of the cat, then the kid...finally got to his...we ended up laughing so hard. Another guy freaked out "meant" something evidently - yea, like my brain wiring is a little off!

Q. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

A. is sex.

Q. What's your favorite sexual position?

A. All of 'em

Q. What's your favorite sex act?

A. Anything that gets me & mine where we want to go!

Q. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

A. Nope, but have thought about it...totally impractical in real life,(prolly wouldn't even want to honestly) but fun for fantasy!

I tag anyone who feels compelled to answer personal sex questions in the blogosphere!


Dave said...

I have often heard about this sex thingy going on, studied it intesively, and...

and thats about it.

Don Snabulus said...

That'sa one-a spicy Snabulus posta. I plead the 5th on everything.

Dean Wormer said...

Q. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Just like you said. It would be the other way around with me these days. Sigh.

ladybug said...

Dave-hear ya!


Dean-:P no kidding!

Now going back to our regularly schedule thunderstorm....

The Moody Minstrel said...

I was about to ask: "How many of the guys who regularly visit here are too squeamish to answer these questions?"

Oops, I just asked it.

Don Snabulus said...

Oh, you went there.

Pandabonium said...

That picture looks like one that would be used for a jigsaw puzzle, which, come to think of it, would be appropriate for a post about sexual habits.

I tag Dick Cheney.

Pandabonium said...

On second thought, I rescind that tag. I REALLY don't want to know!