Tuesday, August 28, 2007

This Statement seems to have Lost its Meaning

It'll be a cold day in Hell before I...

Yeah, maybe when Hell freezes over...

Well, it turns out that Hell is just east of Trondheim, Norway. Not very hot at all really.


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Now, the train to Hell fills up pretty fast, but you can get a one way ticket to Hell if you are quick enough.



If this post bores you, you can go to Hell.
(and go skiing)

14 comments:

Maximilian Strange said...

Accoring to a bathroom wall I read once, Hell is lcated in Rock Springs, Wyoming.

Swinebread said...

Hell is where the hart is

Pandabonium said...

But can I go there in a hand basket?

The Moody Minstrel said...

Hell actually means "light" in many if not most of the Germanic languages. For example, hell-blau in German means "light BLUE". However, the English word "hell" actually comes from German Hölle, which means hole or pit.

So, is Hell, Norway a hole, or is it, as my grandpa used to say, "cold as hell"?

Hill said...

ROTFLMAO!

Pandabonium said...

When I was with the Maui Symphony, we performed a gig as a choir (go figure) for an IBM awards retreat. We were dressed in gold colored robes and sang back-up to Rockapella and a solo vocalist. To get from the dressing room to the stage we took a freight elevator from the 2nd floor to the lobby level.

As we boarded the elevator, I ended up next to the control panel. I pressed "L" and said, "we may be dressed as angels, but we're all going to "L".

DewKid said...

SIMCQWWSDF

Firesign Theatre said...

It's hotter than Hooker in Heater today, and hotter that Heater in Hellmouth.

Don Snabulus said...

SIMCQWWSDF doesn't come up on any search engine...

Since I might choke queasily, what would stop Dave's farts?

Am I close?

Dean Wormer said...

If you can't get the train is there a highway?

Overdroid said...

I once [Insert wordplay on "hell" here], with it!

Momo the Wonder Dog said...

That's where Drivin 'n Cryin is going isn't it?

DewKid said...

Sitting in my chair quietly, wondering what's so damned funny, in response to someone ROTFLMAO.

Just being controversial in a geek kind of way.

Now I'm going to go type 7734 on my calculator and look at it upside down. Hee hee.

The Moody Minstrel said...

It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
*BLAMMO*
[ thump-thump ]
Now it matters...