Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Arrrhgh! Today be the day, then.

Swab the comments section with yer blather, me hearties.


Overdroid said...

Swab the comments section sez you? Do it yerself, sez I! Some here be thinkin' yer holdin' out on us, so we do! Higgins has a head fer numbers, and by his reckonin' some o' that Spanish gold you used to pay our shares is still owed! Ye best put yer mind to evenin' out the fairness of our due, and even if ye are so kind as to do just that I can't give ye my mark there'll be no mutiny tonight! Take a look see at Higgens' laptop and the Excel spreadsheet he's got there. He emailed you a copy a fortnigh' ago.

Anonymous said...

YO HO HO HO, a pirates wife for me:)

Pandabonium said...

Arrrr... a pirate and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. I believe his exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".

Arrr, so the bartender, not wanting to walk the plank, grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's pourin' he sizes up the pirate, being a land lubber and never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.
Arrr, the pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere. But protruding from his pirate trousers is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Arrrrr... the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, takes a huge swig of the rum. Arrrr. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he spins round on his peg leg and starts to walk away.

"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"

Arrr the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

The Moody Minstrel said...


Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dogs! Kiss the black spot! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum! Avast, ye lubbers! Ye've less pull than a lee shore! Toss yer spit t' windward and dog the shoals! There be piratin' here! Ya're not the fruit o' my loins! Pieces of eight! They done filled me with chlorazine! Arrrrr.....

(What the **** am I talking about???)

DewKid said...

I spent my "Talk Like a Pirate Day" at a Cyndi Lauper concert. It was awesome, arrrr.

Overdroid said...

I had a student in one of my classes that wanted to talk like a pirate all class. I shut him down. I feel so wrong. I have brought shame to tlapd.

Don Snabulus said...

I hope you used excessive force.

Overdroid said...

I hadn't thought of that. I punched him in the throat. Just like a pirate would have. ALL IS WELL!

Use your verification letters to make a sentence, like so:

DewKid said...

I refuse to do that!


The Moody Minstrel said...

Umm...what happened to the rather wordy comment I put on this thread?

Some Guy said...

I deleted it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

I got yer wordy comment, RIGHT HERE!!