Monday, May 30, 2005

Now Here's an Interesting Bit of Environmental News

Them limeys plumb done it again.

They're building a new electrical power plant that runs on grass clippings. Yes, you read that right. It'll provide enough power for 2,000 homes while producing a ton (sorry, "tonne") less carbon dioxide per hour than an equivalent amount of fossil fuels.

Hmm...I wonder if they're planning on offering money for grass clippings. That way, they can produce cheap power, help protect the environment, and encourage men to get off their loathsome, spotty behinds and mow their lawns, all at the same time!

God save the Queen.

5 comments:

Don Snabulus said...

Mow power to them.

rob said...

That's awesome. Imagine if the thousands of grass burning mini power plants in Oregon could somehow be harnessed for public energy production!

Anonymous said...

Eltigris rumblies: amen ..another reason to just grow "grass" that cash crop of oregon under the radar.

Dude... said...

Like, what kind of grass are we talking about, man?

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