Friday, December 10, 2004

Urine Trouble, Part 3, 4, 5 and 6

As much as you want to sleep in your cozy little bed thinking there are no urination problems in the world, you will soon see it is impossible. In our exclusive continuing coverage of the urine anarchy gripping the planet Earth, I present the following nightmarish proof:

UK: North Wales Pioneer: URINE TROUBLE

BY JOANN RAE
SPEND a penny in public and you could get more than you bargained for.

Revellers in Conwy will now be forced to clean up their own mess or face arrest if they are caught urinating or discarding rubbish in public.




Orange County, CA: KKMG: Sheriff's Deputy Videotaped Urinating In Elevator

An Orange County sheriff's deputy was fired after surveillance video showed him urinating in a public elevator, according to Local 6 News.

Recent complaints of a foul odor inside the R & R Limited public parking garage in Orange County prompted the building's manager to set up a video camera inside an elevator.




UK: Evening Star, Suffolk: Human waste litters ancient woodland

BOTTLES of urine and human excrement are among debris found near ancient woodland on the A14 today.

Motorists are believed to be responsible for throwing their rubbish into the edge of Spring Wood while parked at a popular lay by just outside Ipswich.



Kentucky Post: Police arrest vandal at store, seek flasher

A man who investigators said urinated on more than $1,000 worth of shoes at Value City last week was arrested in the first of two bizarre incidents at the Latonia discount store in three days, police said.


Consider yourself warned.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pee happens.

The Moody Minstrel said...

Oh, that does it! Now I'm really pissed!