Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Giants: Hand pulls groin

News
Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.

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We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.


I love these kinds of headlines...

3 comments:

thehim said...

"I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one."As an Eagles fan, hearing a Giants player say that is as funny as the headline itself...

The Moody Minstrel said...

"I didn't know big guys had groins..."

Oh really? Hmm...
I find myself suddenly recalling that woman I overheard at college screaming to her football player boyfriend, "I sleep with you, I do whatever sick, perverted thing you want me to do, and you just treat me like a {expletive} whore!"
No groin? Hah!
Well, at any rate, that guy definitely had the orifice on the opposite side, and it rather described his character.

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