Friday, September 10, 2004

The Simple Life...

I mean really simple. Learn about lithic living and how it was done before modern tools came along. Build friction fires and wearing animal skins cured with brains and so forth.

I'm hungry already...

Link via Vulgarius

8 comments:

StinkyCheeseFeet said...

You might want to look into getting that checked. Cured brains is no laughing matter.

e said...

you should start off by throwing your computer out the window. i don't remember fred flinstone using one.

DewKid said...

I like the Bone Flutes. What would you play on a bone flute?

"The Hip bone is connected to the thigh bone...."
"Seventy-SIX trom-bones in the big parade...."
"Ebb-bone-ee and Eye-vore-ee, sing together in perfect, harmony...."

The bone flutes would be WAY cooler if they still had MEAT on them. Mmmmmm MEAT.

The Moody Minstrel said...

You can make a pretty good flute from asparagus or a good stem of broccoli.

The Moody Minstrel said...

Actually, I really have to question all this hype about primitive life. I thought the whole point of progress was to learn to stop being primitive, because being primitive really stinks!

Anonymous said...

Relatively Exact:

Speaking of stinking, what's with the new FCC regulations (SCC regulations?) regarding the vocabulary we use in the **** ** ********* * :* :********* :** we put in our posts? W**t e**r h******d to F*****m of S****h?

Don Snabulus said...

We need some way to purge the chemicals from our system that are a result of modern life. Now, hand me that brain over there or I'll tan your hide!

Anonymous said...

Relatively Whiny:

Maybe I should send the comments link with the profanity to everyone's Mom with an explanation of who is who. Then you might know what snabby is up against.